dancakes

The best hungover breakfast food. Cheap pancake mix dumped in a pan of boiling oil, then add a handful of chocolate chips. Best prepared by someone still blackout drunk at 10am. Proper apparel is stained underwear. They turn out better if the chef is drinking a KUL Premium beer also.

I don’t know how I got home, I think I pissed my bed, I am so hungover... I need some dancakes.

dancakes by Haake104 November 29, 2018

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danicakes

One sexy bitch so bangable i would fuck her in a heart beat I LOVE DANICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES <3333333

Danicakes is looking so hot right now, I sure would like to bang her up against a wall.

danicakes by shito777 December 11, 2008

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dancakes • danicakes • danycakes

danycakes

l33t h4x0r cakes that Dany himself chokes on, a great meal for anyone.

Let's jump that guy, he has DANYCAKES!!!

danycakes by Wheelman56 November 20, 2003

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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