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damascusization 

The burning incineration process of one person who's standing 10km from a nuclear detonation blast. The air is so hot that everything catches on fire.

The end result is a crispy burnt body that looks like burnt meat puppets that have been damascusized.
"I had sex with my gf while she was getting the damascusization treatment."

Dude 1: "bro I hate your life and family like, I want to see them get demascusized like Sarah Connor in terminator 2."

Dude 2: "Fuck you, for wanting to see that shit, I put ur sister in the damascusization station"

"I busted nuts to the damascusized screams of Sarah Connor and watching everything she know and loves get damascusizationalised."
damascusization by Klatod June 28, 2019

That's what Damascus 

A phrase used to mock the lyrics of Youtuber 'Dream' new music video 'Mask'

Some variations: 'That's what the Mattress'
A: Have you heard Dream new music video

B: Yeah, That's what Damascus, lmao.

Burden of Damascus 

The urgent need to move one's bowels; especially when in an inconvenient place.
I had just picked my date up and was driving her to dinner, when suddenly I was beset by the burden of Damascus.

Damascus 

The best city in the entire universe. It is the capital of Syria and is the oldest continuosly inhabited city in the world.
Person 1: Have you been to Damascus, Syria?

Person 2: No, but I hear it is extremely beautiful and is filled with lots of history and nice, genuine people.

Person 1: You got that right!
Damascus by imar December 28, 2007

Damascus 

A shitty town in Maryland, over-populated by cows and rednecks.
1) "There's nothing to do tonight...Damascus sucks" ... "I know! Let's go tip some cows and run around in the Gardens".
Damascus by Mitch2742 April 27, 2006

Damascus 

A small town overpopulated with rednecks, farmers, and conservatives that also has a heroin problem.
Person 1: Hey, let's go buy some beer and tip over some cows
Person 2: We can't, we're in Damascus.
Person 3: Someone say heroin?