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Damascus 

A small town overpopulated with rednecks, farmers, and conservatives that also has a heroin problem.

Person 1: Hey, let's go buy some beer and tip over some cows
Person 2: We can't, we're in Damascus.
Person 3: Someone say heroin?

Damascus by supremebagel_overlord June 3, 2016