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to be absolutely destroyed physically, mentally, or even figuratively in either sense. Being daled is one of the worst things to happen to a person. No one has been double daled and lived to tell the tale.
yeah, but at least i wasn't double daled
Daled by TheSurvivor May 28, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch
To crash into something or to get hit unexpectedly by a worthless driver while in a vehicle resulting in pain damage or worse
while me and my friends were on the way to some whores house to take her to the boneyard some bitch who looked like cruella deville in a wild thornberrys looking van cut me off and i almost daled into the back of her van
daled by Louis Chatmon May 29, 2008
To get so inebriated that you barf on yourself/friends/friends new car and are carried around like some sort of muppet or marionette.
"Boy did I get Daled last night"
Daled by mucho burrito March 1, 2010
Online Underground Sydney, Australia 🇦🇺 Term for getting “Friendzoned!”
“What do you mean you’re hanging out with him? He hung out with me too last week and we’ve all been chatting in group chats as friends because he’s only looking for friendship and nobody has got with him online, yet many women East to West claim to have been with him!” - “Bitch, none of us are with him, we’re just his mates, we got Daled!”
Daled by Jackwabbit February 20, 2021

dalegiven 

A third rate actor who does summer stock past the age of 60. Less notable for his talent than his willingness to work for just under minimum wage. A boozer and a loser, he's been known to piss his pants while getting his ass kicked.
Did you see how old that actor was who was trying to play Tony in "West Side Story"? They must have hired him from the old age home. He had no talent and must have worked cheap.

Yeah, he's a real dalegiven.
dalegiven by captainejsmith November 21, 2013
The most advanced air to air, and Dogfighting unit int the World. the Daladas is part of the villager air force. Daladas consists of three strike groups, strike group A, strike group B, and strike group C. Only 2% of pilots in the villager air force make it into Daladas
villager 1: we can't win, what do we do!?

villager 2: SEND IN THE DALADAS
Daladas by shlatt walkin October 9, 2019

Dalekphobia 

The fear that a Dalek can, and will, EXTERMINATE you!
Dude, I have the sickest case of dalekphobia, I keep seeing Davros everywhere.
Dalekphobia by 12thDoctor October 21, 2011
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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