daddy time 

the time or act of a person masturbating, especially a male

Where's Al?
Oh, he went to go have daddy time.
That's the 12th time today!

daddy time by Senor Sherpa October 16, 2013

mommy and daddy time 

A euphemism for sex.

Mr. Stevens: Timmy, you need to go bed. Your mom and I need to have some mommy and daddy time.

mommy and daddy time by Jeff Jeffersonicus IV February 22, 2009

Mommy Daddy Time

A phrase used to describe when parents sneak away from their kids to engage in anal play. During Mommy Daddy Time the female will choose items to insert into the anus of the male. The items are inserted and removed in order of increasing size. When the male reaches his breaking point, he exclaims "play time is over!" This concludes Mommy Daddy Time.

Vegetables are the common item of choice. But any items are allowed.

The phrase is used as a code by the parents so the children don't realize their mother is about to insert items into the anus of their father.

I won't be able to sit for a week, but I reached eggplant level during mommy daddy time.

Dad had to be rushed to the hospital because mom chose carrots and other pointy vegetables for mommy daddy time.

Mommy Daddy Time by TrackStar44 August 22, 2016

mommy daddy fun time 

Sex

I’m having mommy daddy fun time

mommy daddy fun time by Thepinetree October 18, 2019