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i beat my daddy's meat 

When a girl beats her boyfriend/husbands dick so he cums
I beat my daddy's meat last night mmmm his di*k so big 😍

Daddy Meatloaf 

Daddy meatloaf is a special meatloaf that only a daddy can make. The ingredients may or may not be different from regular meatloaf. The difference is in the special effort made by the daddy. There's meatloaf, there's meatloaf made with love, and then there's Daddy Meatloaf.
Also known as: Daddie Meatloaf.
Baby would you like to go to the diner for some meatloaf?

No daddy, actually I'd really like some Daddy Meatloaf.
Daddy Meatloaf by me4567 April 17, 2021

big daddy meatballs 

When someone has been sucking on your ballsack for so long that it swells up and gets really red and agitated.
My girlfriend was sucking on my balls last night for so long they turned into Big Daddy Meatballs
big daddy meatballs by RaptorOnCrack February 21, 2018
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026