D.U.I 

1) Dailing Under the Influence
2) Driving Under the Influence

1) 'Man I was so drunk last night I phoned my Ex and started talking dirty. Well thats what u get when you D.U.I, ay?'
2) 'Fucken Cops got me last night for D.U.I. Guess I had one to many, ay?'

D.U.I by Lou October 5, 2004

D.U.I 

Dialing under the influence. When you check your cell phone after a big night of drinking to find you’ve called all the wrong people.

You've D.U.I'd your ex, her mother, bestfriend, whoever you really would not call when your sober.

D.U.I by brcic October 18, 2008

D.U.I Suicide 

When something tragic in your life happens and you decide to get wasted and think suicidal thoughts thus inducing you to drive and kill yourself

Don't recommend suicide but if you are this is the way to go dying a hero

i can't belive that my girlfriend dumped me i think im gonna pull a D.U.I Suicide

D.U.I Suicide by Suicidal Alcazar August 16, 2009

D U I DAN

the drunk man I met at the bus stop

MAN:..." well he got fired for a DUI"
DAN:" hell everybody's got a DUI why do you think Im ridin' the bus ,used ta have a nice truck and everything"

D U I DAN by NIFTY NICK May 4, 2004

D.U.I.H.S.T.

When a driver eats a hard shell taco behind the wheel. The distraction and mess caused by eating the taco causes the driver to swerve erratically potentially causing an accident. Many accidents caused by D.U.I.H.S.T. occur near Taco Bell.

Joe-I totaled my car again last night after taco bell
Tyler-That's the second one this year, were you eating a hard shell taco?
Joe-Yes, luckily the cops didn't charge me with D.U.I.H.S.T.

D.U.I.H.S.T. by nohomofromcomo December 12, 2012

c.s.m.d.u.i.n.o.y.f

Can You Suck My Sick Untill I Nut On Your Face

Him: Babygirl C.S.M.D.U.I.N.O.Y.F
Her: Yes,Daddy

c.s.m.d.u.i.n.o.y.f by ForeveaMine November 17, 2020

c.s.m.d.u.i.n.o.y.t 

Come Suck My Dick Untill I Nutt On Your Titties

POV dude brings you up to his bedroom and whispers in your hear Now Come Suck My Dick Untill I Nutt On Your Titties AKA #C.S.M.D.U.I.N.O.Y.T

c.s.m.d.u.i.n.o.y.t by Zai🦋 October 21, 2020