d-railing
Text messaging an ex ad nauseum during a night of heavy drinking and finding out what you said in the morning when you scroll through your messages.
Every time I get loaded, I send text messages to my ex in an attempt to entice him or to get an invite for a booty call. I always regret it in the morning, but cannot seem to stop myself, thereby d-railing any progress I have made to separate myself from the relationship.
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