d wig

the greatest and most influential rapper of all time. born in south central LA in 1991. his rap career set off when he was spotted by suge knight freestyling on crenshaw boulevard. he signed to death row records at the age of 12, and appeared on classic west coast albums througout the 90's, including Tupac's Strictly 4 My N.I.G.G.A.Z. and Snoop Dogg's Doggystyle. He even started his own group, the tritown hustlaz. they went double platinum with their first record, The Salvizzle Show. After making millions off his lucrative rap career, he started his own record label, Hustlaz Records. Joining him was fellow MC D Swizz. They started the careers of countless rappers like Big L, Ice Cube, Rakim, Krs-1, Chuck D, and Grandmaster Flash. D wig retired and moved to topsfield , MA in 1999. He continued to sell drugs and produce tracks until a drive by shooting ended his short career.

no ones fuckin with d wig lyrics

yea u hear that new single on Hot 97?

Packin D's on the Block

thats my shit

d wig by Mario R June 30, 2006

I'd put a wig on her 

To declare that you would gladly participate in sexual relations with a woman.
To say that you find a woman attractive.

Hey have you seen that girl dancing over there?
Yeah man, I'd put a wig on her.
I'd put a wig on her all night long.

I'd put a wig on her by Rusty86 May 25, 2009

D-wight 

the hick that's not huskey but fat and is in my school

Person 1: hey.

FAT hick: ill kill u!

Person 1: u r sush a D-wight!!

D-wight by not hick January 21, 2010

Wiggum'd 

The act of extreme heart break.

As seen on a simpons valentines episode when Ralphs heart is broken by Lisa.

Omg he just Wiggum'd.. (boys heart breaks with facial expressions of pain and sadness).

Claire wiggum'd when her ex told her he no longer loves her.

Wiggum'd by Paulbagg February 10, 2020

Wiggle'd 

Being Wiggle'd is a severe state of inebriation, often to do with spouting nonsescial phrases and often become aroused and in desperate want of satisfaction.

Completely and utterly pissed, often used to refer to light-weights.
Usually accompanied by maniac laughing, and a severe case of the hornies. The morning after is filled with missing memories, mysterious stains and deep, deep regret.

Jim: Chloe's completely wiggle'd again.
Mike: But she's only had a sip of my beer!
Chloe: Hiiiiiiiiiiiii guuuuuuuuuuys! *hahahahaha!* Wanna make out? I'm soooo horny!

Wiggle'd by Monsiuer Bobicus III, Esq. January 22, 2011

Wiggy’d It 

A term used in Fantasy Football when pressing the wrong buttons and making a massive mistake.

Dave “Hey man you see I transferred all my players out and lost my wildcard”

James “Yeah, such an idiot. You proper Wiggy’d it”

Dave “Ah man”

Wiggy’d It by FOX! February 15, 2020

Dwight Schrute 

Quite possibly the funniest person on the brilliant comedy, The Office. Dwight is a salesman for fictional paper company Dunder-Mifflin (played by the uber-talented Rainn Wilson). He is one of the best salemen but is socially awkard but nonetheless has great confidence in himself. He is very serious and quite guilable especially things that involve science fiction and magic. He is described by Wilson himself as a "Fascist Nerd" due to his love for power, repsect for Michael Scott, and love for shows like Battlestar Galactica.

Dwight: I now have both the strength of a grown man and a small baby. (after telling of his resorption of his twin in the womb)

Dwight: I keep various weaponry strategically placed around the office. I saved Jim’s life with a can of pepper spray I had velcrowed under my desk. People say, oh it’s dangerous to keep weapons in the home, or the workplace. Well I say, it’s better to be hurt by someone you know, accidentally, than by a stranger, on purpose.

Dwight: I would make sure that you were dead. I would remove your teeth and cut off your fingertips, so you could not be identified, and they would call me the Overkill Killer.
Michael: Okay, you are way creepier than an actual serial killer.

Dwight Schrute's silly antics crack me up everytime.

Dwight Schrute by +he realist. February 4, 2009