D on The C

Exact meaning:Deuce on the clock.

Precisely, taking a shit while being paid at work.
Deuce meaning number 2, or in bathroom terms, going poop.
Clock means clocked in at work.
Can be used as a verb,noun, adjective, adverb

While at work today I took a d on the c.
Took a d on the c in the wb : means,took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom.
Taking a d on the c in the wb while in ot.: means, took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom while in overtime.
Youre not going to want to go in there, just took a major d on the c.

by @AKADonaldTrump February 28, 2011

d the c

Drain the cock

I just drank 2 40s now i gott d the c.

by KSwan January 18, 2008

D and C

Dome and Chicken: The act of receiving a blowjob, proceeding to the nearest KFC, and feasting on chicken.

Luckiest Man Ever: "I just got D and C, my life is complete."
His Friend: "Holy shit, that is fucking awesome."

by Officer.Nasty August 22, 2010

D g s c

standing for "don't get so cut", to be used when someone is over reacting and need to be told to chill out

"D g s c, don't get so cut"

by jessi frampton September 16, 2006

D OMEGALUL C

Often spammed in twitch chat when the word transparent, doc, wife, cheating, etc. is mentioned in twitch chat. Makes fun of the fact dr. disrespect cheated on his wife.

"I have a little bit of an announcement" D OMEGALUL C.

by BigBlackCl0ck June 06, 2018

D/c

D/c is an abbreviation of "Disconnected".

Hey, sorry, I just got d/c.

by d3 March 15, 2004

D-C

short for Divide & Conquer, one of the favorite method of cruel, heartless, jaded people.

friend 1 : can't you see what they are doing? they are trying to D-C us!
friend 2 : wow, you're so right! let's stick together and fight!

by 3eggs January 30, 2009