d bag

short for douche bag, someone who is socially disfunctional in some way. generally an ass hole, some one who does something shady and low to someone else

"hey mal talk to jason lately?"
"no he never called me back"
"what a d bag"

by robone December 28, 2005

d bag

1. Ironic term for douche bag, since by abbreviating "douche-bag" unnecessarily, you, in turn, resemble a "douche-bag."

Most of my friends are d bags.

by Clinto-beans July 13, 2006

D Bag

Short for douche bag. Someone extremely lame.

He is such a D Bag!

by Holly Juneau October 21, 2008

D bag

a bag that you hide your Ds in and if you dont your racist
can also be a bag used to chuck your friend in and bring them to an orphanage.

person 1: he can you pass me my D bag
person 2: no i dont want to

person 1: then you are racist and homophobic

by bigbussywarts March 1, 2022

D bag

chodes; would rather bang their best bro over a slam piece

Matt and Jason McDaniel are d bags

by Idick April 12, 2010

d bag

a bag or satchel of dicks of varying size and weight, closely associated to a bag of hammers. Can also be used instead of the term Dickhead or D-head.

John: Man your cousin is such a fuckin' d bag!!!
Kim: Why do you say that...?
John: Cause he's gayer than a bag of dicks!!!

Girl: Why the fuck did you cum in me, you d bag!?
Guy: I don't know, cause it felt sooo goood....

by xBlakzombie423x March 20, 2010

D Bag

Used to describe a pack or friend group of three or more Dylan, Dillon or Dillans.

"Oh, look a D Bag."
"I might hang out with the D Bag at lunch."
"The D Bag invited me to play some basketball."

by -Dylan- September 8, 2020