cysta 

the new “bestie”

2 gay best friends who call each other cysta for short but originally creating from the idea of the short term “bestie”
it advancing even more to cysta linda and cysta brenda.

cysta linda - “we need a new nickname”
cysta brenda - “i agree, saying bestie isn’t good anymore”

cysta linda - “what about sista?”
cysta brenda - “no, what about CYSTA”

cysta linda - “it’s perfect, we need names to go after it tho…”
cysta brenda - “what if i was called cysta brenda”
cysta linda - “ok sure. i’m cysta linda”

cysta by cysta linda November 23, 2021

Crystal Parasite 

Someone that grows their entire personality off of the lifestyle or personality of someone who is already famous, or some cultural phenomenon, basically anything popular, in a vain attempt to get famous themselves.
For example, any YouTuber that has over 100k subscribers, or maybe even less.
Sometimes this works, but most of the time they just come off as a parasite, leeching off of the success of the person or TV Show or whatever, the "crystal" they "parasite" off of.
Thus they seem instead like talentless hacks with no worth of their own besides what they echo from their "crystal".
Essentially they are a clone of the person, but worse. Much worse.

Person 1: Ugh, that guy's such a crystal parasite, always leeching off of Merg's success.
"that guy": What's up guys, welcome back, to *insert game that Merg's already played here*.

Crystal Parasite by Padria Zozzria May 30, 2020

Chell Costa 

Term generally used to define a Indiana whore. A cum bucket.

John: "Holy shit that girl gives it out like candy!"

Jane: "Yeah, she's a real chell costa."

Chell Costa by everyoneelseinsec June 28, 2012

Billy Crystal Jew 

A person that always lets you know that they're jewish no matter the topic of the conversation. Normally a dried up, puffy faced, old jew with
purple blotches on their heads that worships money, gold and jewelry. They also believe they are the 'chosen ones'.

Geez, there isn't a day that goes by that this guy doesn't mention he's a jew, or gives a jewish expression 'oy vey, chutzpah', something to remind you on a daily basis that he is jewish. Damn, I gotta listen to this shit everyday. He's a typical Billy Crystal Jew.

Billy Crystal Jew by Mikey Boyer September 30, 2013

Crystal Pepsi 

A clear version of Pepsi from the early 90's. It was discontinued, but it is now back for a limited time, thanks to LA Beast.

Did you hear that Crystal Pepsi is back for a limited time?

Crystal Pepsi by whatadickhead August 22, 2016

Rains of Castamere

Refers to popular ballad sung by bards in Westeros (Game of Thrones setting) which narrates the annihilation of Lord Castamere by Tywin Lannister. More in general, the expression is used as a warning or a threat.

Yesterday my mom said that I was in for a bad surprise -- She Rains of Castamered me.

Rains of Castamere by p993 February 6, 2013

Crystal Speed 

Crystal Speed is Speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) or Blue Speed that has been crystallized. Most Speed is white, but some Speed is blue or even other colors like yellow, cheese colored, orange, red, purple, green, or blue green. Crystal speed is much safer than Crystal meth (methamphetamine). Stack Crystal Speed with 7,8-Dihydroxyflavone

I crystallized speed (ethylamphetamine) in isopropyl alcohol and got crystal speed.

Crystal Speed by CognitiveFuel December 6, 2022