A caring, compassionate, sensitive young man in the prime of his life. He has an uncanny affinity towards white women with good skin.
His life motto is “looking
gorgeous is a great way to stay in shape” and “Hips, dips and jiggly bits!”
Cywin doesn’t swallow his saliva because it’ll break his fast.
He wears skinny jeans but they do not cause genital odor. Cywin compliments himself while doing the dirty.
Cywin’s bed post reads “100 percent customer satisfaction guaranteed”
Cywin sent his
crush a Spotify playlist one time and she got pregnant.
If you mistaken Cywin for a Biden voter he will sell your organs.
Cywin is built like a
tank. A
tank with big arms and also a big
dick. Big C always finds the right V.
Cywin’s the type of
guy to put a ruler under his pillow to measure how long he slept.
Cywin walked into a bar and asked them if they served creatine. Cywin promotes big boners.
Cywin drives with two gas pedals to avoid calf imbalances. Cywin’s favorite color is
black because that means you have an upper GI bleed.
Cywin likes wearing sweatpants but no matter what he does he cannot hide his mammoth
dick from the discerning eye.
Cywin the type of
guy that hangs from the ceiling when the burglars break into his house.
The day Cywin lost his virginity was also the same day his
teacher stopped showing up for class.
Cywin fucked his neighbor’s daughter and sent them the bill. Cywin has a
blue lambo but doesn’t have blue balls.
Cywin crushes goals and takes souls.
Cywin stole my girl, did my workout and then ate all my
food.
Cywin puts the
C and Y in Sexcy
Cywin puts the W in Win
When Cywin took the SAT the answer choices were:
A. Cywin
B. Cywin
C. Cywin Cywin
D. Still Cywin
Cywin once gave me a gift and I asked him “where’s this from?”
He replied “her house.”
When I asked Cywin why he wasn’t married he said why buy the
cow when I can just have the
milk.
Cywin is such a great
guy. He stole my girl but then gave her back because he felt bad for me.
