cygwin
A kludge used to make the best software from *nix and make it work in insecure, unstable environments (windows), using a method proven to create instability (DLLs).
cygwin by packetpusher July 24, 2009
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Cywin
A caring, compassionate, sensitive young man in the prime of his life. He has an uncanny affinity towards white women with good skin.
His life motto is “looking gorgeous is a great way to stay in shape” and “Hips, dips and jiggly bits!”
Cywin doesn’t swallow his saliva because it’ll break his fast.
He wears skinny jeans but they do not cause genital odor. Cywin compliments himself while doing the dirty.
Cywin’s bed post reads “100 percent customer satisfaction guaranteed”
Cywin sent his crush a Spotify playlist one time and she got pregnant.
If you mistaken Cywin for a Biden voter he will sell your organs.
Cywin is built like a tank. A tank with big arms and also a big dick. Big C always finds the right V.
Cywin’s the type of guy to put a ruler under his pillow to measure how long he slept.
Cywin walked into a bar and asked them if they served creatine. Cywin promotes big boners.
Cywin drives with two gas pedals to avoid calf imbalances. Cywin’s favorite color is black because that means you have an upper GI bleed.
Cywin likes wearing sweatpants but no matter what he does he cannot hide his mammoth dick from the discerning eye.
Cywin the type of guy that hangs from the ceiling when the burglars break into his house.
The day Cywin lost his virginity was also the same day his teacher stopped showing up for class.
Cywin fucked his neighbor’s daughter and sent them the bill. Cywin has a blue lambo but doesn’t have blue balls.
Cywin crushes goals and takes souls.
His life motto is “looking gorgeous is a great way to stay in shape” and “Hips, dips and jiggly bits!”
Cywin doesn’t swallow his saliva because it’ll break his fast.
He wears skinny jeans but they do not cause genital odor. Cywin compliments himself while doing the dirty.
Cywin’s bed post reads “100 percent customer satisfaction guaranteed”
Cywin sent his crush a Spotify playlist one time and she got pregnant.
If you mistaken Cywin for a Biden voter he will sell your organs.
Cywin is built like a tank. A tank with big arms and also a big dick. Big C always finds the right V.
Cywin’s the type of guy to put a ruler under his pillow to measure how long he slept.
Cywin walked into a bar and asked them if they served creatine. Cywin promotes big boners.
Cywin drives with two gas pedals to avoid calf imbalances. Cywin’s favorite color is black because that means you have an upper GI bleed.
Cywin likes wearing sweatpants but no matter what he does he cannot hide his mammoth dick from the discerning eye.
Cywin the type of guy that hangs from the ceiling when the burglars break into his house.
The day Cywin lost his virginity was also the same day his teacher stopped showing up for class.
Cywin fucked his neighbor’s daughter and sent them the bill. Cywin has a blue lambo but doesn’t have blue balls.
Cywin crushes goals and takes souls.
Cywin stole my girl, did my workout and then ate all my food.
Cywin puts the C and Y in Sexcy
Cywin puts the W in Win
When Cywin took the SAT the answer choices were:
A. Cywin
B. Cywin
C. Cywin Cywin
D. Still Cywin
Cywin once gave me a gift and I asked him “where’s this from?”
He replied “her house.”
When I asked Cywin why he wasn’t married he said why buy the cow when I can just have the milk.
Cywin is such a great guy. He stole my girl but then gave her back because he felt bad for me.
Cywin puts the C and Y in Sexcy
Cywin puts the W in Win
When Cywin took the SAT the answer choices were:
A. Cywin
B. Cywin
C. Cywin Cywin
D. Still Cywin
Cywin once gave me a gift and I asked him “where’s this from?”
He replied “her house.”
When I asked Cywin why he wasn’t married he said why buy the cow when I can just have the milk.
Cywin is such a great guy. He stole my girl but then gave her back because he felt bad for me.
Cywin by MusingMarauder January 5, 2023
cylwin
Cylwin is a very active person into any kind of sport. He tries to be a great friend by sharing humorous things. Cylwin’s have a great sense of humour. He likes to poke fun at people around him but this can sometimes get annoying. If you are going to be friends with cylwin be prepared for some minor annoyances. Cylwin hides his emotion rather well and it’s hard to see how how he’s feeling. If you are close to him however he will open up. He reveals his love life to his close friends. Overall Cylwin is a great person to be around but he can get hard to handle.
cylwin by Cezar_Oreo June 21, 2022
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crunchy
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."