by Mardie Rosich November 27, 2007
Get the customage mug.Factory Parts or Customized? is a question that you should ask when you meet a woman for a date or meet at a bar. Basically asking were you born this way or did you have to have surgery to get this way?
Woman: Let's go back to my place
Man: Sounds good, but one last question...Factory Parts or Customized?
Woman: Every part straight from the Factory and original equipment.
Man: Sounds good, but one last question...Factory Parts or Customized?
Woman: Every part straight from the Factory and original equipment.
by Crazy Legs 1966 May 25, 2020
Get the Factory Parts or Customized? mug.An application available to Jailborken iPhone/iPod Touch users through Installer.app or Cydia.app. It allows users to alter the settings of the phone/iPod to their liking.
Dude, I just installed Customize.app on my phone and instead of saying "Slide to Unlock" it says "Welcome Jimmy!" Isn't that awesome!
by Warlock2201 August 26, 2008
Get the customize.app mug.Cunt·ma·ged·don
Cuntməˈɡedn/
noun
- A confrontation instigated by a self absorbed cunt incessantly honking in the communal driveway of your apartment complex.
Cuntməˈɡedn/
noun
- A confrontation instigated by a self absorbed cunt incessantly honking in the communal driveway of your apartment complex.
I asked her to stop honking and she said “do you want to fight me?” ... all of a sudden it was cuntmageddon.
by InternetMelissa October 6, 2018
Get the cuntmageddon mug.A customer-centric geek. One who has the technical nohow of a geek coupled with the ability to speak with customers on non-geek terms.
If only the IT field were filled with more custogeeks, we would all have a better time getting our computers fixed.
by Akeem Jenkins January 20, 2008
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by rudelttlebtch March 15, 2010
Get the Custamate mug.An utterly unusable "system" of random measuring references designed by Grok Einstein in the neolithic period (10,000 years BC). Adapted by Egyptians and "refined" in 3rd century Rome by people who bathe in urine, drink wine from lead goblets and think it's ok to have sex with 10 year old boys. Eventually abandoned by every other nation on the planet earth in favor of a rational, logical, interrelated and vastly easier measuring system called "the metric system" with the only exception being the United States of America who wistfully wait for the rest of the world to see the error of their ways and re-embrace a kings cock and 3 grains of barley as a glorious and Godly base for units of measure.
"We wouldn't have crashed a 200 million dollar Mars probe into the surface of the plant if we would've stuck to using pure, divinely inspired US Customary Units"
by MortyFoonbang June 30, 2020
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