customage
customage by Mardie Rosich November 27, 2007
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Factory Parts or Customized?
Factory Parts or Customized? is a question that you should ask when you meet a woman for a date or meet at a bar. Basically asking were you born this way or did you have to have surgery to get this way?
Woman: Let's go back to my place
Man: Sounds good, but one last question...Factory Parts or Customized?
Woman: Every part straight from the Factory and original equipment.
Man: Sounds good, but one last question...Factory Parts or Customized?
Woman: Every part straight from the Factory and original equipment.
Factory Parts or Customized? by Crazy Legs 1966 May 25, 2020
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customize.app
An application available to Jailborken iPhone/iPod Touch users through Installer.app or Cydia.app. It allows users to alter the settings of the phone/iPod to their liking.
Dude, I just installed Customize.app on my phone and instead of saying "Slide to Unlock" it says "Welcome Jimmy!" Isn't that awesome!
customize.app by Warlock2201 August 26, 2008
cuntmageddon
Cunt·ma·ged·don
Cuntməˈɡedn/
noun
- A confrontation instigated by a self absorbed cunt incessantly honking in the communal driveway of your apartment complex.
Cuntməˈɡedn/
noun
- A confrontation instigated by a self absorbed cunt incessantly honking in the communal driveway of your apartment complex.
I asked her to stop honking and she said “do you want to fight me?” ... all of a sudden it was cuntmageddon.
cuntmageddon by InternetMelissa October 6, 2018
custogeek
A customer-centric geek. One who has the technical nohow of a geek coupled with the ability to speak with customers on non-geek terms.
If only the IT field were filled with more custogeeks, we would all have a better time getting our computers fixed.
custogeek by Akeem Jenkins January 20, 2008
US Customary Units
An utterly unusable "system" of random measuring references designed by Grok Einstein in the neolithic period (10,000 years BC). Adapted by Egyptians and "refined" in 3rd century Rome by people who bathe in urine, drink wine from lead goblets and think it's ok to have sex with 10 year old boys. Eventually abandoned by every other nation on the planet earth in favor of a rational, logical, interrelated and vastly easier measuring system called "the metric system" with the only exception being the United States of America who wistfully wait for the rest of the world to see the error of their ways and re-embrace a kings cock and 3 grains of barley as a glorious and Godly base for units of measure.
"We wouldn't have crashed a 200 million dollar Mars probe into the surface of the plant if we would've stuck to using pure, divinely inspired US Customary Units"
US Customary Units by MortyFoonbang June 30, 2020
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
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* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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