fall off the curb

Getting your ass handed to you by a group of Marines.

Guy 1: Did you hear about that guy that stabbed the Marine?
Guy 2: Yeah, didn't he "fall off the curb?"
Guy 1: Sure did, some Marines helped!

by enim frater June 15, 2012

Russian curb stomp

Choking someone until thy pass out, snapping their neck, tripping them onto a curb and stomping on it until it pops like a grape

Bro last night i fucked a bitch and then Russian curb stomped her

by Russian Curb Stomp September 2, 2019

to be close to da curb is when you’re about to fall for someone who has no interest in you

talayah: this kid is so cuteee
ashley: he doesn’t know you, don’t get close to da curb

by whiteManzWhore March 12, 2020

Insurance that will cover your wheels tires and anything else you end up fucking up on your vehicle.

When alexis drives over a curb she tends to pop tires so she calls up the curb insurance to have them fixed. Common on blue Volkswagen bugs..

by Tinkerbelll69 January 17, 2019

When a man ejects a woman off of a curb using a well placed kick and then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with her.

Hey Bruce, did you take back that girl you met last night?

Nah, I couldn't be bothered so I gave her the Vietnamese Curb

Someone who takes up two parking spaces on a residential street

Man I was trying to park after a long day but got thwarted by all these curb hoarders