curb fear

Curb fear describes a newly licensed driver's fear of hitting the curb while parking, causing them to park significabtly far from the pavement . The seriously afflictated constantly park almost in the middle of the road thereby obstructing passing traffic.

passing driver: "Ey! much hollering and hooting Move your car dude!!"

the afflicted: "Sorry man, go around.

passing driver's wife: "Oh, oh, babe. Looks like curb fear."