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A dainty girl who devours cupcakes like a monster and, upon further inspection, turns out to be surprisingly mannish.
A: Dude, check out that girl. She is an Alice.

B: It looks like that, right? But dude, I was in the caf one day, and it turns out she is a TOTAL cupcannipire. She was devouring her fellow dainty cupcakes like a monster!

A: I would still bang her, though.

B: Me too. High five, bro.
by hamsterpampster April 02, 2011
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