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Cuntastic Voyage 

Inspired by Coolio's Fantastic Voyage.
"slide slide slippity-slide"
Guy #1:"That dude is rollin' in the pussy, he's on a mission"
Guy #2:"Nahh he's on a Cuntastic Voyage"
Cuntastic Voyage by FFR09 December 2, 2009

coontastic 

Adj. Any action or deed reminiscent of 'coon' behavior, behavior deemed embarassing to the educated, and more productive black people in society. Coontastic behavior tends to reinforce negative, untrue, and disparaging stereotypes about black people, particularly ones that portray them as lazy, shiftless, bummy, and uneducated. Usually used to express an action that is overwhelmingly coon like.
1. One throws a piece of garbage on the sidewalk when the garbage can is only a few paces away, with the excuse being, "I was too lazy." "Wow thats coontastic."

2. "Hey man what are you doing standing out here when you have to go to work?"
"Nothing, just standing here...I don't really feel like working..."
"Come on man don't be coontastic, go to work."
coontastic by Eric Talbot January 21, 2008
being extremely bitchy or cuntlike. unpleasant to the extreme
man that girl's such a bitch. she's cuntastic
cuntastic by baileycook April 14, 2006
Ugly girls and fat girls that think they are hot, but no man would ever look at.
Bunbun is cuntastic
Cuntastic by ironman69 April 23, 2009
A slang term that expresses one's enthusiasms for their current situation...with much facetious sarcasm liberally added thereunto.
"My Mom just got killed by a truck while crossing the street?" "Well, what a cuntastic day Im fuckin having..."
A Woman who is cuntier then all cunts.
OMG I hate Jessica Brown, she is so cuntastic!

That bitch in there is so cuntastic.
Cuntastic by IW4444 March 4, 2010