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whatever randy wants it to mean.

It can mean Drip, Finesse, Bread, Clout, New New, ETC...
OMG danny is the cunke rn.
Bryson said I was the cunke of the week! Stoked!
Cunke by NeBuLa_Nova May 20, 2019
Related Words
cunuk cunk cunck Cunky cuntkins cunkle cunker cunkey Cunk Nuggle Canukistan
To screw up/get screwed over, usually without a chance of redeeming oneself immediately.

Synonymous to bone/boned or screw/screwed, but with less overt sexual connotations.

Popularized by YouTuber and speedrunner SimpleFlips, especially due to the fact that the YouTube algorithm mistook the randomly invented word for a similarly-spelled curse word and demonitized him relentlessly until he started “censoring” himself.
“Come on, don’t cunk me, dude.”
“You can’t keep cunking them like that.”
“I thought I was doing a safe idea, and then I cunked myself.”
cunk by TheRobotMenace October 18, 2020

Cunktart 

Cunktart

Cunktart, noun: A person whose actions are worthy of criticism.

Cunktartery, noun: Actions of a cunktart.

Cunktartish, adjective: In the manner of a cunktart.

Example "That Cunktart does cunktartery in a particularly cunktartish manner.
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Note: Not a swearword.
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Cunktart is not derived from any swearwords.

Experts think this is the etymology:

Cunk(adj.) "faulty", "grody" or "disreputable"
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tart (adj.) "having a sharp taste,"

or
tart (noun.) "small pie"
That person is such a Cunktart; and acts in a Cunktartish manner
Cunktart by ozelement November 10, 2020
1. A verb used in a specific phrase to tell them that you’re about to do something that will completely blow their mind and destroy their penis.
2. Gang jelq.
1. hold up gotta CUNK!
2. hold up gotta CUNK!
cunk by Viko the Pirate October 4, 2018
Cunk is a word that can be applied in any scenario, because it has no meaning. It can be a noun, a verb, even an adjective.
Bill: Hey John, do you cunk?
John: No, what does cunk mean?
Bill: It can mean whatever you want it to mean, dude.
Cunk by Superdan333 December 6, 2020
When the female is going so wild in sex that she slides off the slippery serpant and gravity takes it toll, thus resulting in her colliding with the shlong, causing a Cuntknock.
Darren - Dude gertrude was bloody mental in bed last night.
Josh - Dont talk about last night.. i got cuntknocked.
Darren - Ohhh bad times man sorry to hear it.
Josh - Yeah.. it was the worst.
Cuntknock by Scozza91 May 5, 2008