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Unknown place. Too have a lot of cunts. Place that is said to have millions of beautiful cunts.

Wow i never heard of cuntopia.

Cuntopia by Keefers a midget October 8, 2003

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cuntopia

When one finds themselves in a place full of cunts or other bitches, sluts, dirtbags, etc. Also can be used to describe a really terrible place or time.

"Looks like we're in cuntopia now".

cuntopia by SickPhuck May 1, 2008

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Cuntopia

A happy place with soft blankets, fuzzy stuffed animals, and lots of booze. No boys are allowed. It is a place that girls go to when they are sick of guy's shit and need a refuge.

Hey Val, I think it's time to go to Cuntopia. Dudes are pissing me off.

Cuntopia by Saucy Bearnaise September 19, 2009

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The Mythical Land of Cuntopia

The Mythical Land of Cuntopia is a dark and treacherous land where the Karens and Kens of this world are born. These Cuntopia natives are usually consumed by first-world problems.

Cary knew immediately upon speaking to Tammy that she was from the Mythical Land of Cuntopia.

The Mythical Land of Cuntopia by SrslyGuise January 18, 2023

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The Mythical Land of Cuntopia

The Mythical Land of Cuntopia is a dark and treacherous land where the Karens and Kens of this world are born. These Cuntopia natives are usually consumed by first-world problems.

Cary knew immediately upon speaking to Tammy that she was from the Mythical Land of Cuntopia.

The Mythical Land of Cuntopia by SrslyGuise January 18, 2023

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Queen of the Mythical Land of Cuntopia

The head bitch in charge of the Mythical Land of Cuntopia.

Oh, she the Queen of the Mythical Land of Cuntopia.

Queen of the Mythical Land of Cuntopia by SrslyGuise July 13, 2024

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Cuntorial

Verbal and/or practical instruction in the art of cunningilus.

John was given a cuntorial by his new girlfriend Jane since he was shitty at giving her oral pleasure.

Cuntorial by FrankiePops October 29, 2009

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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