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cuntopia 

When one finds themselves in a place full of cunts or other bitches, sluts, dirtbags, etc. Also can be used to describe a really terrible place or time.
"Looks like we're in cuntopia now".
cuntopia by SickPhuck May 1, 2008

Cuntopia 

A happy place with soft blankets, fuzzy stuffed animals, and lots of booze. No boys are allowed. It is a place that girls go to when they are sick of guy's shit and need a refuge.
Hey Val, I think it's time to go to Cuntopia. Dudes are pissing me off.
Cuntopia by Saucy Bearnaise September 19, 2009

The Mythical Land of Cuntopia 

The Mythical Land of Cuntopia is a dark and treacherous land where the Karens and Kens of this world are born. These Cuntopia natives are usually consumed by first-world problems.
Cary knew immediately upon speaking to Tammy that she was from the Mythical Land of Cuntopia.

The Mythical Land of Cuntopia 

The Mythical Land of Cuntopia is a dark and treacherous land where the Karens and Kens of this world are born. These Cuntopia natives are usually consumed by first-world problems.
Cary knew immediately upon speaking to Tammy that she was from the Mythical Land of Cuntopia.

Queen of the Mythical Land of Cuntopia 

The head bitch in charge of the Mythical Land of Cuntopia.
Oh, she the Queen of the Mythical Land of Cuntopia.

Cuntorial 

Verbal and/or practical instruction in the art of cunningilus.
John was given a cuntorial by his new girlfriend Jane since he was shitty at giving her oral pleasure.
Cuntorial by FrankiePops October 29, 2009