5 definitions by SrslyGuise

lipstick raid

When multiple penises attempt to enter the same mouth at one time. Winner goes first. May result in lipstick wearer receiving a pearl necklace.

Me and my two buddies pulled a lipstick raid on Tonya. I won and gave her a beautiful pearl necklace. The raids repeated all night.

by SrslyGuise August 10, 2021

Zoom Facial

When a man ejaculates on the camera during a zoom call with another person or persons.

Max blew his wad during the conference call giving the entire staff a Zoom Facial. Max is no longer employed with the company.

by SrslyGuise September 25, 2023

FOD

Fuck On Demand. The expectation that a request to fuck will be immediately fulfilled.

Ashley sent the FOD via text. An half hour later she was getting what she wanted.

by SrslyGuise November 20, 2022

The Mythical Land of Cuntopia

The Mythical Land of Cuntopia is a dark and treacherous land where the Karens and Kens of this world are born. These Cuntopia natives are usually consumed by first-world problems.

Cary knew immediately upon speaking to Tammy that she was from the Mythical Land of Cuntopia.

by SrslyGuise January 19, 2023

The Mythical Land of Cuntopia

The Mythical Land of Cuntopia is a dark and treacherous land where the Karens and Kens of this world are born. These Cuntopia natives are usually consumed by first-world problems.

Cary knew immediately upon speaking to Tammy that she was from the Mythical Land of Cuntopia.

by SrslyGuise January 19, 2023