cuntius maximus 

Oversized vaginal muscles which can be used as a deterent for a penis if trained well.

"Dude there was no way in. Her cuntius maximus were jst too strong."

cuntius maximus by groggycunt August 13, 2009

cuntius maximus 

a term of endearment used to describe a girl with a fanny so big, that intercourse resembles throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Boyfriend: I love you, my cuntius maximus.

Girlfriend: Yeah, great.

cuntius maximus by Raaaas May 12, 2008

cuntus maximus

A variation of the word cunt. Can be used when you want to sound more sophisticated when using what is arguably the most offensive term know to the language.
It makes use of sounding a bit latin, when in reality it can be deciphered as calling someone a massive cunt, big cunt, or of someone being such a cunt, that they could not be more of a cunt if they tried.

for example, " look at ian, cuntus maximus if you ask me

cuntus maximus by TCgossip August 4, 2007

Cuntus Maximus

A word commonly used by the Ancient Romans to simply inform someone that they are a cunt

Roman 1: I shall defeat you when we fight in the arena!
Roman 2: oh fuck off you Cuntus Maximus

Cuntus Maximus by CuntusMaximus April 1, 2016