cunt print

I seen this once. I was at church and I seen this stain on the char that looked like this: (|) It was dried-blood-red and had amazing detail. The clit even made its own impression. I call this a cunt print.

S&!#! she left a cunt print behind! Her rag must have snuck up on her!

by Alexander March 20, 2005

Cuntprints

Footprints left by someone who has walked over a freshly mopped floor

After he'd finished mopping the toilet floor, Rolf stood shaking his head at all the cuntprints people had left

by HatterJamie March 27, 2015

Cunterintuitive

A conclusion arrived at using "women's intuition". Usually the opposite of reality.

Man #1: "My wife says her home-made baking keeps longer than bought stuff because it's full of natural goodness."
Man #2: "That's just cunterintuitive. It keeps well because it's inedible."

by IAmRampantSprouts May 20, 2015

cuntprit

The person responsible for turning a normal person to a cunt.

Laura was not like that, she was ditched by Bob. Bob is such a cuntprit.

by Chickmongster February 10, 2019