cunt print 

I seen this once. I was at church and I seen this stain on the char that looked like this: (|) It was dried-blood-red and had amazing detail. The clit even made its own impression. I call this a cunt print.

S&!#! she left a cunt print behind! Her rag must have snuck up on her!

cunt print by Alexander March 20, 2005

Cuntprints 

Footprints left by someone who has walked over a freshly mopped floor

After he'd finished mopping the toilet floor, Rolf stood shaking his head at all the cuntprints people had left

Cuntprints by HatterJamie March 27, 2015

Cunterintuitive 

A conclusion arrived at using "women's intuition". Usually the opposite of reality.

Man #1: "My wife says her home-made baking keeps longer than bought stuff because it's full of natural goodness."
Man #2: "That's just cunterintuitive. It keeps well because it's inedible."

Cunterintuitive by IAmRampantSprouts May 20, 2015

cuntprit 

The person responsible for turning a normal person to a cunt.

Laura was not like that, she was ditched by Bob. Bob is such a cuntprit.

cuntprit by Chickmongster February 10, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004