Cuntprints 

Footprints left by someone who has walked over a freshly mopped floor

After he'd finished mopping the toilet floor, Rolf stood shaking his head at all the cuntprints people had left

Cuntprints by HatterJamie March 27, 2015

cuntymints 

Originally belived to be a variation of treebor extra strong mints, cunty mints are actually a form of pessary, used to remove odours from a womans cunt

jeeeus! you need to put some cuntymints in that!

cuntymints by jeff July 27, 2003

Cunterintuitive 

A conclusion arrived at using "women's intuition". Usually the opposite of reality.

Man #1: "My wife says her home-made baking keeps longer than bought stuff because it's full of natural goodness."
Man #2: "That's just cunterintuitive. It keeps well because it's inedible."

Cunterintuitive by IAmRampantSprouts May 20, 2015

cuntprit 

The person responsible for turning a normal person to a cunt.

Laura was not like that, she was ditched by Bob. Bob is such a cuntprit.

cuntprit by Chickmongster February 10, 2019