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Countryfile

“Jamie’s happy this morning,” said Dave
“Yeah,” replied Brian. “He enjoyed a bit of Countryfile with Maria this morning.”

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Footprints left by someone who has walked over a freshly mopped floor

After he'd finished mopping the toilet floor, Rolf stood shaking his head at all the cuntprints people had left

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