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cunt clutter

The neglected maintenance of the vaginal region on one who has “let themselves go”; hairy, odious, and often acquiring lint in the bristled curls.
“Bro, last night at the 90’s party I met this lil shawty rocking the cutest cam toe in some neon spandex. We hit it off, right. Get back to my place, where we start making out. One thing leads to another, I pull them spandex down, and I swear it was like a horror movie. We talking cunt clutter so bad: dingle berries all in that shag carpet covering her snatch; I thought I welcomed a sewage plant to start processing out my apartment!”
cunt clutter by SXiPPY February 20, 2022
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cunt cluster 

a group (usually two or more) of man utd fans waiting outside the ground to enter
look at that cunt cluster over there,let's go beat their spotty fuckin faces off.......
cunt cluster by dave November 25, 2004

Cluster Cunt 

A group of females whom think they are very funny and cool, when really they all deserve to be in the kitchen making sandwiches.
"Jesus Christ, Bill, look at that cluster cunt over there. NONE of them are making sandwiches!"
Cluster Cunt by Lord W Teezy August 17, 2011

cunt-munching-cluster-fuck

One who eats whores and has sex with them on a regular basis therefore gaining a cluster of diseases.

Not to be confused with a flavor of the popular candy bar "Cluster Fuck"
Mark is such a total cunt-munching-cluster-fuck