also known as Paul Cunt-Lips. best known for the act of fleacio on upper management with little success and complete lack of regard for the smell of cum on his breath or floppy back fat.
Verb. Based on the missed field goal by Billy Cundiff to loose the AFC championship game against the Patriots. To fail in a pressure situation, especially when the task is easily accomplished. Synonymous to choking, or pulling a LeBron in the 4th quarter.
Jay: Man did you see that kick at the end of the New England/ Baltimore game?
John: Yeah the kicker really Cundiffed.
A Cunniffe (pronounced coo-niff) is a person that craves attention and submits ego articles to wikipedia about themselves. They often claim to be funny and like to dabble in stand up comedy but lack a sense of empathy to those around them, and as a result, are not very funny. They often pad their stories with lies to inflate their ego or to gain trust from others. May display psychopathic tendencies.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.