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(n.) a particularly malodorous runny, and sticky type of vaginal cheese common to unhygienic women who have never used a douche in thier lives. This substance is frequently found in clumps that may resemble boogers known as cungus wads and may be associated with various fungal infections.
Darlene is a swell girl, but like all of my female cousins, she's got one hell of a cungus problem down there around her cooter.
cungus by Blenderhead71 February 22, 2007
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(n) Cunt Fungus
Originated at a water park in the wisconsin dells.
Yikes, that bitch has some nasty cungus goin' on in her panties.
Cungus by Niki October 11, 2004
A person who is so despicable and disgusting that neither calling them a cunt nor a fungus will serve to describe them accurately. Only by combining the two does it become descriptive enough to portray the absolute disgust one feels at their presence.
You're such a Cungus. Go crawl into a dark corner of your sewer and die!
Cungus by TheFrozenRogue November 21, 2017
A slang word for the male genitalia.
Girl 1 -"How was the date, did you fuck?" Girl 2 - "Good, we fucked but his cungus was small."
Cungus by Mr. Gut December 18, 2017

Cungus Among Us 

1.) A situation that occurs when, in a gathering of people or a crowd, the odor of smelly genitalia can be detected, yet not isolated.

2.) A situation in which one can smell unwashed, nasty cock and balls or rancid-smelling vagina, but the individual noticing said malodorous privates does not wish to name the person with the offending stinky genitals.
1.) Oh, God, Bert. Do you smell that? There's cungus among us!

2.) Frank rolled his eyes and simulated gagging when Gustav's cousin Gwen and her gaggle of friends strolled past. Then he whispered to Hank, "Don't sniff now, but there's cungus among us."
Cungus Among Us by Blenderhead1991 September 7, 2010

fungus of the cungus 

An "infection" caused when your cuts, scrapes, bruises, etc. is kissed by a person you don't want kissing it.
Jayma: Damn, I cut myself shaving my legs!
Michaela: Want me to kiss it and make it better?
Jayma: No! I'll get fungus of the cungus!
fungus of the cungus by jm6789 November 11, 2012

deep fried cungus night

When your opponent who is marginally better than you at Super Smash Bros. Ultimate loses to your Little Mac eleven times in a row.
After deep fried cungus night, he proceeded to marinate himself in mud and Doritos.
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