cumspunktivitis

Burning irritation of the eye as a result of ejaculate coming into contact with the sclera.

No I don't have pink eye, I have cumspunktivitis.

Zac tried to avert his eyes but Pete still shot him in the face and he had cumspunktivitis for the rest of the day.

Have you ever gotten cum in your eye Gabriel? It burns...and that's called cumspunktivitis.

by Muppetsoup, Andyavon February 03, 2010