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cumspunktivitis 

Burning irritation of the eye as a result of ejaculate coming into contact with the sclera.
No I don't have pink eye, I have cumspunktivitis.

Zac tried to avert his eyes but Pete still shot him in the face and he had cumspunktivitis for the rest of the day.

Have you ever gotten cum in your eye Gabriel? It burns...and that's called cumspunktivitis.
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Conspunktivitis  

To have(cum)shot in your eye and develop an extremely red eye like pink eye. (Conjunctivitis)
My girl was giving me a blowjob the other night and pulled out as I was cumming. I shot my load right in her eye. She has conspunktivitis real bad.
Conspunktivitis by Kzubizzle January 28, 2007

Conspunktivitis 

To have(cum)shot in your eye and develop an extremely red eye like pink eye. (Conjunctivitis)
So my girl was blowing me the other night and pulled out as I was cumming. I shot my load right in her eye. She had conspunktivitis real bad.
Conspunktivitis by Kzubizzle December 9, 2008

Cumjunktivitis 

When you shoot a massive load of junk and land it right in a girls eye.
She better go see her optometrist, cause I gave her cumjunktivitis

Conspunktivitis 

A term to describe the inflamation and soreness of the Ocular organs, due to the male member ejeculating in to the aforementioned.
I have a severe case of Conspunktivitis.. . Pass me the eye drops.. big boy..
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026