cumspunktivitis

Burning irritation of the eye as a result of ejaculate coming into contact with the sclera.

No I don't have pink eye, I have cumspunktivitis.

Zac tried to avert his eyes but Pete still shot him in the face and he had cumspunktivitis for the rest of the day.

Have you ever gotten cum in your eye Gabriel? It burns...and that's called cumspunktivitis.

cumspunktivitis by Muppetsoup, Andyavon February 3, 2010

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Conspunktivitis

To have(cum)shot in your eye and develop an extremely red eye like pink eye. (Conjunctivitis)

My girl was giving me a blowjob the other night and pulled out as I was cumming. I shot my load right in her eye. She has conspunktivitis real bad.

Conspunktivitis by Kzubizzle January 28, 2007

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Conspunktivitis

To have(cum)shot in your eye and develop an extremely red eye like pink eye. (Conjunctivitis)

So my girl was blowing me the other night and pulled out as I was cumming. I shot my load right in her eye. She had conspunktivitis real bad.

Conspunktivitis by Kzubizzle December 9, 2008

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Cumjunktivitis

When you shoot a massive load of junk and land it right in a girls eye.

She better go see her optometrist, cause I gave her cumjunktivitis

Cumjunktivitis by Bennyfockingpowers August 19, 2018

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Conspunktivitis

A term to describe the inflamation and soreness of the Ocular organs, due to the male member ejeculating in to the aforementioned.

I have a severe case of Conspunktivitis.. . Pass me the eye drops.. big boy..

Conspunktivitis by Spectortheotherone July 19, 2018

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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