cumspunktivitis

Burning irritation of the eye as a result of ejaculate coming into contact with the sclera.

No I don't have pink eye, I have cumspunktivitis.

Zac tried to avert his eyes but Pete still shot him in the face and he had cumspunktivitis for the rest of the day.

Have you ever gotten cum in your eye Gabriel? It burns...and that's called cumspunktivitis.

by Muppetsoup, Andyavon February 3, 2010

Conspunktivitis

To have(cum)shot in your eye and develop an extremely red eye like pink eye. (Conjunctivitis)

My girl was giving me a blowjob the other night and pulled out as I was cumming. I shot my load right in her eye. She has conspunktivitis real bad.

by Kzubizzle January 28, 2007

Conspunktivitis

To have(cum)shot in your eye and develop an extremely red eye like pink eye. (Conjunctivitis)

So my girl was blowing me the other night and pulled out as I was cumming. I shot my load right in her eye. She had conspunktivitis real bad.

by Kzubizzle December 9, 2008

Cumjunktivitis

When you shoot a massive load of junk and land it right in a girls eye.

She better go see her optometrist, cause I gave her cumjunktivitis

by Bennyfockingpowers August 19, 2018

Conspunktivitis

A term to describe the inflamation and soreness of the Ocular organs, due to the male member ejeculating in to the aforementioned.

I have a severe case of Conspunktivitis.. . Pass me the eye drops.. big boy..

by Spectortheotherone July 19, 2018