the big bang was based on this cumshot, It was the cumshot of evolution, a cumshot so incredibly fast and hard hitting that the guy who shot it died instantly and it hit another man making him have a hole in his genitailia and that one man later gave birth to another man and we named him woahman
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.