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cum face 

the most vulnerable and exceptional expression that you will ever see on a persons face
Dude, she was the hottest girl that I have ever been with but man, her cum face was crazy. She looked like someone stuck a fire extiguisher up her butt and turned it on full blast.
cum face by herbiewa July 25, 2004

cum face 

A girl who enjoys having her face ejaculated on.
She likes it when you pull it out and shoot all over her face.
cum face by left4ded March 30, 2005

cum face 

A girl's face that's so attractive and provocative looking, that it turns a man on and gives him an erection without even seeing the rest of her body. The face alone is sexually stimulating enough for a man to want to masturbate to/on it.
She has a cum face.
cum face by arkark October 13, 2011

cum face 

a girl with cum on her face
cum face by tellitstraight September 18, 2007

cum face 

it means "how do you do" in romanian and it definitely doesn't have any sexual connotations FIR-AR SĂ FIE
"o, salut!"
"salut, cum face?"
-a normal conversation in Romanian
cum face by madafakar November 13, 2021

Cum Face 

A prank created by Joe,where the victim is in the (school) cafeteria and the prankster makes his way over to the mayo and napkins, grabs a napkin and spreads mayo all over it, and then sneaks behind the victim and smacks and peels away the napkin from the victim's face while yelling cum Face!
Person 1 : That fool got cum faced.
Everyone : HA HA HA HA !
Cum Face by Joe JCV November 24, 2006
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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