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cum jizz 

When you gently brush someone with the back of your hand or foot, then proceed to forcibly brush someone with the palm of your hand or foot. This is normally performed by the hand to the face. When performed by the foot counts as half a cum jizz. The gods once said to humanity "You go in gently with the cum, then you rain on the JIZZ!"
When Andrew was being a rude pooface, I cum jizzed him super hard.
cum jizz by Hondurian Fury October 29, 2014
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Cumjizzled 

a person unable to think clearly; bewildered.
She told me to get her pink bag but there was a color pink bag and the brand pink she had me cumjizzled
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a combination of the words "cumjizzfuckshit"
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