by austin simar July 12, 2019
Cum Cans are old beer cans that sit around the house and there sole purpose is to collect semen. This is done for various reasons.
Dude. You are so lucky you work at MidEvil Times so you can have cum goblets. Us broke son of bitches gotta make due with cum cans!
by queen of the unicorn,her grace August 17, 2010
The act of ejaculating into a drinking Cup, beaker, flask, canteen, goblet, grail, Stein, or various brands of soda cans. Permitting another person to drink it (Note: consensually), gaining a certain pleasure out of watching them consume it, or by receiving it.
Wife: “Hey, you know what would be kinky?”
Me: “... Cum in a Coke® Can?”
Wife: “What’s that?”
Me: “... Dunno, I literally just made it up... Holy shit, I gotta put this on urban dictionary!”
Me: “... Cum in a Coke® Can?”
Wife: “What’s that?”
Me: “... Dunno, I literally just made it up... Holy shit, I gotta put this on urban dictionary!”
by Thiccolas Cage October 24, 2019
i cummed 100ml into a condom yesterday!
jessica asked me how much my condom could hold.
how much cum can a condom hold
jessica asked me how much my condom could hold.
how much cum can a condom hold
by yessysir March 21, 2024
by BaireTheClown May 15, 2023