cum in a can

sperm trapped in a can

girl I cant have a baby so I went to Walmart and bought cum in a can

by austin simar July 11, 2019

Cum Cans

Cum Cans are old beer cans that sit around the house and there sole purpose is to collect semen. This is done for various reasons.

Dude. You are so lucky you work at MidEvil Times so you can have cum goblets. Us broke son of bitches gotta make due with cum cans!

by queen of the unicorn,her grace August 17, 2010

Cum in a Coke® Can

The act of ejaculating into a drinking Cup, beaker, flask, canteen, goblet, grail, Stein, or various brands of soda cans. Permitting another person to drink it (Note: consensually), gaining a certain pleasure out of watching them consume it, or by receiving it.

Wife: “Hey, you know what would be kinky?”
Me: “... Cum in a Coke® Can?”
Wife: “What’s that?”
Me: “... Dunno, I literally just made it up... Holy shit, I gotta put this on urban dictionary!”

by Thiccolas Cage October 23, 2019

how much cum can a condom hold

a condom can hold maximum one litre of cum.

i cummed 100ml into a condom yesterday!
jessica asked me how much my condom could hold.
how much cum can a condom hold

by yessysir March 21, 2024

CUM CAN

A can made of cum.
Filled with cum.
With extra chunks of cum.

"he man could you pick up Cum Can from the store?"

by BaireTheClown May 14, 2023