Cum Head 

When you cum so fast it goes on your head

Mother: I walked in on Johnny yesterday having a massive wank.
Father: oh shit what did he look like whilst doing it.
Mother: He looked like such a Cum Head.

Cum Head by Kane Henry February 10, 2021

cum-shot head-cheeseburger 

A cum-shot head-cheeseburger is a grilled burger with a guy's head-cheese and cum-shot on it.

We went on a cadet picnic, but all they'd let me eat were cum-shot head-cheeseburgers!

cum-shot head-cheeseburger by eda-skip October 13, 2021

head cum 

snot

Dude use a tissue, I don't wanna get sprayed with head cum.

head cum by GWMcL July 12, 2010

purple headed cum slinger 

a mans penis or genitalia

she slurped on my purple headed cum slinger

purple headed cum slinger by kyle albrecht / lewis pisani January 7, 2008

cumhead 

a person who has been getting on your nerves and you just wanna insult them. it can be used to replace the word "bitch" .

Shut up you stupid cumhead .
cum head cuming giving head

cumhead by willay654 July 4, 2010

Cumhead 

A person doesn’t use their brain because it’s filled with cum

“Jett is such a cumhead”, said Kookie.

Cumhead by TaxiBeast October 21, 2019

cumhead 

The word cumhead orginates from Temple Moor High School.

The word means someone who puts so much gel on their hair, you can actually see little lumps of it. Making it appear to be cum in a sort of way

"Hey cumhead, what's that's in your hair?"
"Gel"
"It looks like cum to me cumhead"

cumhead by ashman July 28, 2004