Cum Head

When you cum so fast it goes on your head

Mother: I walked in on Johnny yesterday having a massive wank.
Father: oh shit what did he look like whilst doing it.
Mother: He looked like such a Cum Head.

by Kane Henry February 10, 2021

head cum

snot

Dude use a tissue, I don't wanna get sprayed with head cum.

by GWMcL July 11, 2010

cum-shot head-cheeseburger

A cum-shot head-cheeseburger is a grilled burger with a guy's head-cheese and cum-shot on it.

We went on a cadet picnic, but all they'd let me eat were cum-shot head-cheeseburgers!

by eda-skip October 13, 2021

purple headed cum slinger

a mans penis or genitalia

she slurped on my purple headed cum slinger

by kyle albrecht / lewis pisani November 22, 2007