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cum gumble 

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The act of retracting your foreskin to catch the cum before it begins to spread.
Michael was about to cum gumble immediately when he heard his friends walk into the door.
cum gumble by John Luna May 14, 2017
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cum gambler 

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One who does not decide whether to spit or swallow until the moment of ejaculation, during which the "cum gambler makes an impromptu decision as to how to handle the situation
"Yo, she half spit up my semen, bro. What a cum gambler. It seemed like she didn't know what to do"
cum gambler by Modqueen June 18, 2016
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cum gubbler 

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a female who enjoys the act of swallowing cum.
That cum gubbler ate my cock good last night.
cum gubbler by titsngrits December 23, 2009
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cumfumble 

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Any time ejaculate ends up where it's not supposed to be.
"Man last night I was jacking off to porn and I cumfumbled all over my keyboard."

"I need to go get plan B. Mike accidently came inside me. Terrible cumfumble!"
cumfumble by keatsway August 19, 2008
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Nutshot 

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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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Nerd neck 

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A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
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