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cum gar

a jar of cum. cum gar. typically said by people with low blood sugar or sleep deprived people. CUM GAR !!! CUM GAR!!!

it describes a jar of cum that contains all of the semen that could have possibly cured the disease called My Big Fat Cake Is Too Big For These Pants

or it can just be to spice up a situation
Person 1: wow i’m so bored i wonder what this situation needs right now

Person 2: HAHA CUM GAR

person 1: HAHAAAAHAAHHAHAA

person 2: HAHAHAHAHHA
by littlepeebottle December 8, 2020
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cum gargle

Just as it sounds. Extra points when it runs down the sides of your mouth while you smile and say "ahhhhh".
I took him long and deep until he came in my mouth. I kept it there, met his eyes with mine, cum gargled and he actually came again.
by Kate Charlton December 12, 2007
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Cum Garage

A complete ho who is down to fuck at any time.
Guy: "Wanna smash? Im bored af..."
Cum Garage: "Yeah im down"
by fuckyou939 December 17, 2016
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cum gargle

When, after a person receives the ejaculate of a man in their mouth, without swallowing, uses the sputum as they would mouth wash. Once the ejecta is in the back of the throat, the 'gargler' then provokes a flexing and relaxing of the throat muscles, whilst exhaling, which creates a bubbling milk-paste effect.
In scene #2 of Bukkake Love, the young Japanese adult actress Yuso Asso takes the male protagonist actor's semen into her mouth, throws her head back, and then gargles his cum in her mouth. This action makes Yuso a cum gargler.
by Robert Wicker April 8, 2009
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cum gargler

A term used to explain a woman's fettish to show off her oral sex skills
There was this beatch cum gargling the big bad asses dick.
by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 1, 2004
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cum gargla

One who uses semen as mouthwash. One who prefers to blow bubbles with sperm before swallowing it.
Steve liked to gargle semen in the shower before work, once word of this got around the office, he was known as the cum gargla.
by EDG December 28, 2004
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[cum gargler]

when a girl takes a massive load in the mouth and gargles it like one would with water, only insted of water you get a nice white substance in your mouth and throat.
by mike huntttttttttttttttttt October 10, 2008
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