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cum-gargling

To wash or rinse the throat or mouth with cum held in the throat and kept in motion by a stream of air from the lungs. Can be used as part of an insult to someone jokingly, or to a person of which this actually describes.
"Dude, you're such a cum-gargling gutter-slut!"

or

"Shut up you cum-gargling thunder-cunt!"
by Sam Worsham January 10, 2007
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Cum Gargling Vaginasaur

A self-absorbed, super-egotistical woman, generally in her late 20s or early 30s, who creates an online dating profile with a profoundly opinionated view of herself and her requirements. Typical indicators of whether one is a cum gargling vaginasaur are the listing of one's favorite pseudo-intellectual novels with titles so artsy as to be vomit inducing, as well as the stating of one's personality type according to the 'what in the world of fucks is that' Myer-Briggs Type Indicator system. The true sexual orientation of a cum gargling vaginasaur is never known, as she prefers to invent her own orientation, unique to herself, which did not previously exist. As with a gecko that sheds its tail when threatened, a cum gargling vaginasaur similarly sheds her integrity when faced with the prospect of sucking on a black 12 incher in a process commonly referred to as 'hypocrisy'.
Why is it that I only ever get matched with cum gargling vaginasaurs when perusing these dating sites?!
by 36thDisciple April 18, 2018
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A delightful young woman who engages in sex without multiple men without swallowing the semen keeping all the semen in her mouth.
My mother that manipulating cum gargling whore bucket went on vacation to Mexico to get gangbanged by a group of philipino circus midgets.
by oliver stiff November 16, 2010
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cum gaggling semen demon

A person who should burn in hell for having the obsession of eating peoples semen.
Dude, I was at this party the other day and i was totally shit faced and then i saw your ex... she's such a cum gaggling semen demon
by whenpigsfly03 October 19, 2010
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cum gurgling gutter slut

a slut who gargles semen like mouth wash before continuing to swallow it. thus making the gurgling sound
JON DOE: before the slut swallowed my load she gargled it like mouth wash

Jon Doe 2: wat a cum gurgling gutter slut
by bigslongsmither November 10, 2010
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Cum gurgling road whore

a totally skanky girl who uses kinky sex to try and attract men to herself, but then gets kicked out of the party immediately after she swallows the load
"ok, you can leave now you cum gurgling road whore!
by frizzle freak November 30, 2010
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cum gurgling whore

A favorite girl which takes your load and never spits it out.
Ahhhhhhhh! (In Pleasure) Ok, Wendy, you cum gurgling whore, get out my house! I'll call you tomorrow if I need you.
by JeebB July 18, 2017
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