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A cum crusry is the dryed ejaculation cum wad. You may fined the said cum crusty stuck to skin , sheets, bush hair, nut hair, chest hair, ass hair, carpet, door knob, ceiling fan, the wall, head board, foot board, floor board, dash board, key board, or any other fucking board within the realm of trajectory.

It took me 5,min.to scrub thecum crusty out of my navle hair. f y i clean it up before it dryes up!

Thanks L.W.C.S.

Cum crusty by Leslie W.C. Smith September 14, 2008

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cum crusty

Is the dried ejaculation or cum wad.

You may fined the said cum crusty stuck to skin , sheets, bush hair, nut hair, chest hair, ass hair, carpet, door knob, ceiling fan, the wall, head board, foot board, floor board, dash board, key board, or any other fucking board within the realm of trajectory.

It took me 5,min.to scrub thecum crusty out of my naval hair. f y i clean it up before it dries up!

Thanks L.W.C.S.

cum crusty by Leslie W.C. Smith September 16, 2008

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cum crusty

Is the dried ejaculation or cum wad.

You may fined the said cum crusty stuck to skin , sheets, bush hair, nut hair, chest hair, ass hair, carpet, door knob, ceiling fan, the wall, the head board, foot board, floor board, dash board, key board, or any other fucking board within the realm of trajectory.

It took me 5,min.to scrub thecum crusty out of my naval hair. f y i clean it up before it dries up!

Thanks L.W.C.S.

cum crusty by Leslie W.C. Smith September 16, 2008

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crusty cum bubble

An insult I heard from a girl I knew once, and its been funny as hell ever since. I guess it's just as it sounds, a dried, crusty bubble of semen.

Shut up you crusty cum bubble!

crusty cum bubble by Sydney June 3, 2004

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crusty cum guzzling thunder cunt

A girl who is a huge THOT through out the work area.

Bill: your a crusty cum guzzling thunder cunt !

crusty cum guzzling thunder cunt by Goblinqueen March 8, 2017

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crusty cum basket

the british slang term for a crusty the clown rubbish bin

honey i just filled up my crusty cum basket
im about to go make some tea

crusty cum basket by anonyumous 36 November 30, 2022

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Crusty Cum-Rag

When someone (usually a dudebro-chad-jagoff type, but not limited to males) is exhibiting especially bad behavior, this could be used as an insult/descriptive noun.

Becky: Brad just did the weirdest flex on me in the boathouse, telling me all about his trust fund.
Mellisa: Whatevs, just ignore that Crusty Cum-Rag!

Crusty Cum-Rag by electricllizard January 24, 2023

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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