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Culturing a pearl

When a gay man has unprotected sex and takes a cum load in his ass and keeps it inside his hole for as long as possible, and it cultures with any other loads, lube, or shit also in his asshole.
When I was in the bathhouse in Fort Lauderdale I was culturing a pearl for three hours before I'd cultured too many and had to use the restroom.

Culturolinguistic 

This is when a word may be translated literally to mean something it doesn't mean because the language may recognise it but the culture doesn't
A culturolinguistic mistake is when a Chinese person translates the word holiday meaning a day of rest (假期 Jiaqi) into the Chinese word for festival (节日Jeiri) because traditionally and historically, Chinese only had days of rest on a festival and, in the past 99% of them wouldn't ever consider a holiday in the sense of travelling to another part of the world, or even the country for leisure

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012