culnk
culnk by Culnkeater November 10, 2021
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cunk
To screw up/get screwed over, usually without a chance of redeeming oneself immediately.
Synonymous to bone/boned or screw/screwed, but with less overt sexual connotations.
Popularized by YouTuber and speedrunner SimpleFlips, especially due to the fact that the YouTube algorithm mistook the randomly invented word for a similarly-spelled curse word and demonitized him relentlessly until he started “censoring” himself.
Synonymous to bone/boned or screw/screwed, but with less overt sexual connotations.
Popularized by YouTuber and speedrunner SimpleFlips, especially due to the fact that the YouTube algorithm mistook the randomly invented word for a similarly-spelled curse word and demonitized him relentlessly until he started “censoring” himself.
“Come on, don’t cunk me, dude.”
“You can’t keep cunking them like that.”
“I thought I was doing a safe idea, and then I cunked myself.”
“You can’t keep cunking them like that.”
“I thought I was doing a safe idea, and then I cunked myself.”
cunk by TheRobotMenace October 18, 2020
Cunktart
Cunktart
Cunktart, noun: A person whose actions are worthy of criticism.
Cunktartery, noun: Actions of a cunktart.
Cunktartish, adjective: In the manner of a cunktart.
Example "That Cunktart does cunktartery in a particularly cunktartish manner.
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Note: Not a swearword.
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Cunktart is not derived from any swearwords.
Experts think this is the etymology:
Cunk(adj.) "faulty", "grody" or "disreputable"
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tart (adj.) "having a sharp taste,"
or
tart (noun.) "small pie"
Cunktart, noun: A person whose actions are worthy of criticism.
Cunktartery, noun: Actions of a cunktart.
Cunktartish, adjective: In the manner of a cunktart.
Example "That Cunktart does cunktartery in a particularly cunktartish manner.
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Note: Not a swearword.
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Cunktart is not derived from any swearwords.
Experts think this is the etymology:
Cunk(adj.) "faulty", "grody" or "disreputable"
+
tart (adj.) "having a sharp taste,"
or
tart (noun.) "small pie"
cunk
1. A verb used in a specific phrase to tell them that you’re about to do something that will completely blow their mind and destroy their penis.
2. Gang jelq.
2. Gang jelq.
cunk by Viko the Pirate October 4, 2018
Cunk
Cunk is a word that can be applied in any scenario, because it has no meaning. It can be a noun, a verb, even an adjective.
Bill: Hey John, do you cunk?
John: No, what does cunk mean?
Bill: It can mean whatever you want it to mean, dude.
John: No, what does cunk mean?
Bill: It can mean whatever you want it to mean, dude.
Cunk by Superdan333 December 6, 2020
clunker
Much similar to the definition hooptie, but in this case so fucking raggedy the car either can have a cloths wire for a door, broken seatbelts, makes strainge "clunka clunka" noises when its driving suggesting something is loose and dragging from the car, have a dishrag for a gas cap, have a paintjob with spraypaint, have 5+ different colors of paint on it, get less than 5 miles a gallon, or all the above.