cukier Share definition Flag To shove a cucumber up someone's ass as a means of humiliation; hazing. The shocker is so 2004 we have moved on to using the cukier method.Bubba just cukier'd Michel, that Michel is now Bubba's bitch cukier by lumpcus March 30, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the cukier mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch