Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity 

Two events, simultaneous for one observer, may not be simultaneous for another observer if the observers are completely shitfaced.

Guy 1: "Fuck, man; I swear that night went down so differently in my head."
Guy 2: "Yeah, you were pretty much just dancing around while throwing up all over those girls and talking about how awesome you felt."
Guy 1: "Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity is a bitch."

Also see: Beer Goggles

Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity by -Shitfaced- May 12, 2010

Cuervos

Sometimes used as a racial slur against people of dark skin

I don't want to go into KFC because there's too many cuervos

Cuervos by DahardTruth October 6, 2022

Ay Papi, Yo Queiro Su Cuerpo 

Hey Sugar Daddy, I want your body.

Often said by random Latina wh0res.

Maria - Ay Papi, yo queiro su cuerpo.

J - Ay, dat's hawt, Mami.

Ay Papi, Yo Queiro Su Cuerpo by Roxanne Hayley Michelle August 22, 2007