cudgecide 

To murder oneself or another party with cudge; either by suffocation, by starvation (through extended exposure to cudge), by injection, or, most commonly, by distension.

Note: In Switzerland it is legal to euthanize an individual in this manner if they wish.

See: cudge

"The poor bastard was the victim of a cudgecide, the likes of which our little town had never seen"

cudgecide by cudgepolice May 1, 2010

fudgecide 

death by shit, faecal matter or similar ass relate secretion

Cop 1: "chief looks like a cocasion male found face down in a pile of shit"

Chief: "yep kowalksi another case of fudgecide"

fudgecide by lolipop June 21, 2006