Jenny and Joe are watching a movie together. Then all of a sudden...
Jenny: "Hey, what's that hard thing in my vagina!?"
Joe: "Oh, that's just my penis, chill bitch!"
Jenny: "Oh, ok. That's cool, cuz your my cuddy buddy!"
A mythical creature who dwells as the master of Critteroth and spends him time fighting over a bag of cookies with OreoBear. Other characters in the CruddyBuddy stories include Admiral Barnacle, Oren Oreo, Crappy Pappy, Cruddina Buddina, Hariel the Mermaid, and Sid the Squirrel.
Cruddy Buddy swore he would give up his whole bag of Oreos if OreoBear would become alive again, but then went back on his word when he found out Oreo Bear hadn't died.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).