Jenny and Joe are watching a movie together. Then all of a sudden...
Jenny: "Hey, what's that hard thing in my vagina!?"
Joe: "Oh, that's just my penis, chill bitch!"
Jenny: "Oh, ok. That's cool, cuz your my cuddy buddy!"
A mythical creature who dwells as the master of Critteroth and spends him time fighting over a bag of cookies with Oreo Bear. Other characters in the CruddyBuddy stories include Admiral Barnacle, Oren Oreo, Crappy Pappy, Cruddina Buddina, Hariel the Mermaid, and Sid the Squirrel.
Cruddy Buddy swore he would give up his whole bag of Oreos if Oreo Bear would become alive again, but then went back on his word when he found out Oreo Bear hadn't died.