a crusty clown is similar to a dirty sanchez but instead of just a mustache you put a poop ring all around the mouth and on the nose, to look like a clown
"Crusty The Clown"- when your female doesn't put out the night before, so you ejaculate on her eyes while she's asleep. Therefore not able to open her eyes!
Waking up to find the dried residue of going down on a bitch from the night before, while on her period. Usually uniformed it was her rag time.
Man, I almost puked Sunday morning. When I woke up, the skin around my mouth was dry as fuck! I looked in the bathroom mirror and seen that my wife gave me a crusty bloody clown frown!
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.