crusty hog

a dick and or its balls that have been covered in jizz and left to dry without cleaning, resulting in a crusty residue all over the genitals.

dude jerked off all over his hog and left the shit to dry, fuckin rockin the crusty hog.

by John Lindley January 7, 2008

crustydog

A crusty dog is when you fuck a girl who just got done with her period and bloody flakes of goo get stuck on your penis.

Crustydog: a penis covered in dry period blood

Man I fucked Amber last night and that bitch gave me a crusty dog.

by AssLicker449 June 18, 2019