crusty bloomers 

An unwashed pair of old ladies' knickers which have been worn for so long without changing them, they develop a layer of crust on the inside.

Edith struggled for half-an-hour or more to peel off her stinking crusty bloomers from around her mid-riff.

"That was worse than peeling gaffer tape off a foam mattress", she remarked.

crusty bloomers by The Double Bass Adonis August 16, 2012

crusty boomers 

Baby Boomers who are luddites, technophobes or just stuck in an old way of thinking.

I'm tired of all these cool gadgets being struck down by crusty boomers. They need to get over their fear of anything embraced by younger generations.

Oh great! Another crusty boomer dissing my piercings.

crusty boomers by One who can't be named December 8, 2006