crush-stalk 

Crush-stalk (verb)
When you like someone as a friend, but really LIKE them so you start checking their Facebook, their Instagram, their Twitter, and liking everything. You start your own chapter of their fan club. You crush on them platonically, but more like on a superfriend level. Teeters on obsessive.

I was crush-stalking Hal's Facebook. "HeY! I was crush-stalking you on Facebook and saw you post your love for Lily Tomlin. Sounds like YOU are crush-stalking HER."

crush-stalk by Crazymadwoman May 31, 2015

Stalker Crush  

1. Having an unexplainable crush on somebody you don't know personally; perhaps a friend of a friend.
2. Liking somebody just by looking through their facebook/myspace profile.

"Oh my gosh, I totally have a stalker crush on that kid in my Biology class. I've never spoken a word to him!"

"I soo have a stalker crush on my sisters friend!"

Stalker Crush by Michika January 3, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004