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crunch wrap supreme 

Ejaculating in your wife, girl friend or bar whores under wear, folding them up, and placing them neatly back into her pantie drawer for a mid-week surprise.
Bro!, that hottie from the bar last night was a freak! I totally left her a crunch wrap supreme! She's gonna hate me by Wednesday!

Ultimate Crunch wrap supreme 

When you suck the crusty cum out of the (at least) five day old condom, like a fat kid slurps on a taco bell hot sauce packet.
The longer you wait the crunchier that willy wrap will be of course.
Bro I was so down bad for her that two weeks after the hookup I grabbed the glow-in-the-dark condom from the trash and had an ultimate crunch wrap supreme.

crunchwrap supreme 

jerking off into a womans panties then folding it up and placing it back in her underwear drawer
that chick left me with blue balls so while she was in the bathroom i gave her the old crunchwrap supreme
crunchwrap supreme by sgt mo January 7, 2009

Crunchwrap Supreme 

Your late night booty call brings you some taco bell to eat before you do her. To tell your friends though you have to have a pic of her holding the Taco Bell bag
I crunchwrap supremed the bitch...here's the pic.

Crunchwrap Supreme 

The act of wrapping your legs around a womans breast area, with your ass to her face. Then, shitting and letting her lick it up, while she pisses in your mouth
'I did the Crunchwrap Supreme last night. It was totally AWESOME. Her piss was awesome!!!'
Crunchwrap Supreme by CheeseKeeper October 23, 2011

Mexican Crunchwrap Supreme 

When one shoves a Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme into their ass, then their partner attempts to eat the Crunchwrap as it is pushed out. the partner does not stop after the crunchwrap comes out and washes it down with the log in which was pushing the crunchwrap out in the first place
person 1; yo i heard you and nicole do freaky ahh shit.

person 2; I mean yeah obviously, we did the Mexican Crunchwrap Supreme last night bro.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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