crowbro

A DUDE THAT PICKS UP NEWLY WIDOWED WOMEN AT THEIR HUSBANDS FUNERALS.

wow that dude is a crowbro.

by ;lakdjf;ldakjf; July 26, 2014

Crowbos

An endearing term for crows that display characteristics similar to hobos (i.e. traveling workers always on the move) - akin to Hobo Spiders.

Those birds were picking up plastic by the railroad tracks - they must be Crowbos!

by CrowsOfAFeather December 29, 2022

Crowroni

An insult that can be used to make fun of or insult someone who seems like they would use an anime profile and/or blackmail people

It was clear that my friend was a crowroni because they posted my IP address in the group chat for all their anime profile friends to see.

by Habson8794 May 20, 2023

crewbro

A distant cousin to the laxbro, a crewbro is one of either sex who lives and breathes the art and sport of rowing. A true crewbro is never without an expensive pair of sport sunglasses, a rowing t-shirt or tank-top denoting participation in a rowing competition, and a GORE-TEX jacket for "repp'in" the crew he or she rows for

Being a Crewbro also extends to one's social life. They are often made to turn down offers to hang out from non-crew friends because "I have crew tonight." The Crewbro is ok with this, however, because they'd rather be rowing anyway.

"Shut the f*** up and pull." - crewbro to pussy non-crewbro

"O SHIT THAT'S A KAYAK" - novice bowman

"Check out my awesome belt-buckle." - coach trying to impress his crew with tall tales of antiquated accomplishments (loljk)

by SneakyPirateBoat May 1, 2011

crowblow

Crowblowing someone would mean running up to someone at maximum speed and punching them in the face as hard as possible.

Haha did you hear about that douchebag that got crowblowed?

by SatanLover February 12, 2008

Crowbrows

eyebrows which look like crows.

A: Ayo have you seen her eyebrows?
B: Yeah, they look like crowbrows.

by ayylmao024 March 11, 2017

crowcrow

to go on and on about something. talk about a particular subject too much.

Also a tee shirt company

God i know liam likes paragliding but no need to crowcrow about it.

crowcrow.com tee's are bum, but stop crowcrowing about it

by crowcrow April 29, 2005